“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
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Misha said Maison is very cute and that she doesn’t seem quite as sassy as West (who will immediately smile and challenge when told not to do something)
He sings to her, and they have a closer bond than he did with West at that age. Whenever she cries, he’s the only one who can instantly soothe her, which is very gratifying when people are trying to shush her and he’s just like, “give her here, she needs her dad, you don’t know how to do it.”
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Hollister was so dark I pretty much got lost and spent 20 minutes trying to find my way out yep.