troisième oeil.

snorlaxatives:

miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this

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natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

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babyferaligator:

Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time

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tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

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batt-ery:

I always hear people say that no one can love you until you learn to love yourself

And that really scares me.

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dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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helveticas:

I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity 

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harrysthefather:

DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON 

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krypto-the-hellhound:

saltyfeathers:

The first scene of s9 should be a montage of a bunch of angels fucking normal shit up.

maybe they’re the ones on all those infomercials 

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assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

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