miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
I always hear people say that no one can love you until you learn to love yourself
And that really scares me.
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON
The first scene of s9 should be a montage of a bunch of angels fucking normal shit up.
maybe they’re the ones on all those infomercials
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with