If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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They hollerin pimp c back
Idgaf what anybody says, she is dope and gorgeous.
damn dude thank u, sendin all the love i can
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boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
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procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
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